I am going to spunk my load for you now and share with you the best thing I have worked out during the 8 years I’ve done email marketing. And it is a piece of piss. I call it The Old One Two and it works like this. You send out your nice shiny HTML [...]
Archive for April, 2010
Marketing FAIL
Paul Markham, you all know him, did a marketing fail this week. He posts on the boards saying he needs a grand for new glasses. Here it is on B&B And here it is on GFY Now, you may need a little backstory. Paul’s trophy wife was in a car accident and nearly died, so [...]
Twitter and SEO
Well, there is this bloke called Gary who I don’t like very much. He runs a site called arsewithclass. That’s not actually his site, he just was too stupid to buy the .co.uk of his quasi-brand. I got www.twitter.com/arsewithclass just to take the piss out of him. That domain is now 5th on google for [...]
Newsletter idea
Today, I was writing the weekly newsletter for www.3wayscash.com and had an idea to make the membership appear more attractive. You can get ALL of their exclusive content along with all the fresh, never seen before girls too. All for 75p a day. That is SUCH good value, what are you waiting for? Click here [...]
What happens if everyone is wrong about piracy?
So, what happens if the porn industry realises it was wrong about piracy? Let me start by saying I am not a fan of piracy, nor do I condone it. However, I think that some people have blamed everything to do with their falling revenues on piracy and I am not sure that is sensible. [...]
Your B2B porn advertising plans…
Let’s keep this simple. Lots of you spend money on advertising with explicit calls to actions for people to become customers. Not always the best of ideas. Because many people are not ready to buy from you just cos you bought an ad in XBiz. So what can you do with that full page ad [...]
Trade Show Sponsorship Challenge
Right. Today I am posting a challenge. We just had Phoenix Forum. Great show. Lots of biz done. However, I cannot, for the life of me, remember a single sponsor of the show. I drank lots of free drinks. I ate lots of free food. How much did the sponsors spend, and how much ROI [...]
Chat Roulette idea
Get model. Get her naked. Put her on Chat Roulette. Screen cap the reactions. As it is 95% men wanking, the reactions will be jaw dropping. A real naked girl! They will freak. Edit results into amusing ‘improv piano guy’ type video. End with slate saying “to see more of Ruth, visit www.allruth.com”. That is [...]