Taking the piss for page views

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Gary

I made a banner taking the piss out of Gary from Arsewithclass and it lead to an 100% increase in clicks on my banner overnight. My traffic to this site more than doubled.

So, try mocking someone today and see if YOU can get a similar increase in your traffic.

Also, make a lo-fi banner. It’s crapness clearly works.

6 Responses to “Taking the piss for page views”

  1. PSL Says:

    A 100% not AN

  2. admin Says:

    You use ‘an’ when the following word starts with the letter h.

    “Hence an may be seen in such phrases as “an historic”, “an heroic”, “an hôtel of excellence”"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_articles#Discrimination_between_a_and_an

    Thanks for trying though.

    For those that aren’t B&B regulars, PSL is an odd little northern anti-immigration homophobe who has really bad comprehension of spelling, apostrophes, grammar etc. I correct him on the board and it really gets on his tits. So he made a comment here really pleased that he had found a MISTAKE I HAD MADE!

    Sadly, it wasn’t a mistake.

    Maybe next time, Phil!
    :D

  3. tom tit Says:

    Why dod you say “anti-immigration” as if its a bad thing?

  4. admin Says:

    Oh no, you misunderstand me! I am listing the qualities that make Phil AWESOME. He hates gays, he hates darkies, he hates people that aren’t white, straight and British. Every parent would want to raise a child like that, surely?

    He is a role model to us all.

  5. tom tit Says:

    “He is a role model to us all.”
    Not to me he isnt. He hates people who are not british – All good parents would raise their child to hate anyone who is not English.

    Common sense

  6. admin Says:

    Ah, you must be new here and can’t detect when I am being sarcastic. I shall use a flashing sign saying SARCASM next time. (That was also sarcasm).

    :D

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